‘Why do you want to go further, nothing is there?‘ the cute park ranger asks us; she’s guarding the last section of the fabled climb.
We’re beside Lago Enol, one of the beautiful Lagos de Covadonga and we need to drive the finale to complete our mission for the day.
‘Two minutes?‘ we plead with her – ‘OK, you have ten and then I come looking for you!‘ she smiles.
She’s right, low cloud, grass, rock and no lightweight climbers – just a lone Asturian cow.
But we’ve been there; to the top of the Covadonga Lakes climb.
Like it’s sister climb in the Picos de Europa range, the Angliru, further to the west, it’s a ‘road to nowhere,’
On our way down she tells us that yes, she’s seen the bears, and the wolves – but they live much higher up.
An hour or two earlier, on the valley floor, we dropped in to the Picos de Europa souvenir shop to see if we could get a good guide book to Covadonga, it’s lakes, it’s legends, wolves and bears.
There were no books, just souvenir tat – but there was a cafe with a TV.
Terpstra and Millar, clear of the peloton on the final climb – but with an angry lead group behind.
Crash! and Anton is out; he looked so happy in Burgos this morning.
Rodriguez! That yellow and red ribbon we saw him tieing under his saddle must have done the trick.
Mosquera patiently answers questions for the cameras, moments after that killer finalé – we can’t help but compare his easy going demeanour to Cav’s this morning; stoney faced because he couldn’t be bothered with fans asking for photos.
Onwards and upwards along the valley for us; Covadonga is a famous shrine, a holy place and not just because of the Vuelta.
In the year 722 the Asturian chieftain, Pelayo defeated the Moors (we’d call them Arabs – they ruled Spain for nearly 800 years) at the battle of Covadonga.
It’s seen as the start of the ‘Reconquest’ of Spain where Christian forces gradually drove the Moors out.
The cave where Pelayo prayed with his men – and where the Virgin is said to have visited them – is now a shrine.
There’s more recent history not far from this climb, in 1937 at Mazuco there was a savage battle in the Civil War where Republican troops held off the Nationalists and their German allies despite odds of seven to one, until they were eventually overrun.
Asturias T-shirts duly bought at the tat stall, we needed to flash the creds to the friendly policeman guarding the Lagos road-end and then we were on our way.
There aren’t a lot of hairpins early on the climb, it’s wide and the bends are open, winding fairly gently through a heavily wooded valley.
The road surface is patchy, but not the worst.
The gradient is steady and tough, especially after the hours of big gear pounding leading into it from the start of stage 15.
The stats don’t lie; 12.5 kilometres total distance, 15% maximum gradient and an average of 7.2% topping out at 1,120 metres having risen 900 metres – it’s a beast.
There are very few places to park as the trees begin to thin and we look down on the heat haze in the valley below.
The spikey rock looks like it has forced it’s way through the rough grass and gorse which thrives up here.
It feels detached from the world we’re familiar with – maybe Tibet or Nepal from The National Geographic Channel.
And still we climb, trying to guess how the tarmac gets to where we see it slashing across the rock, high above us.
The oldest plants on the planet, ferns, proliferate sharing this ghostly world with gorse and the odd hardy tree which impossibly grow straight out of the rock.
Behind, the Picos de Europa tower, pale grey against a pastle blue sky, looking like a 30’s film set.
These impressive summits form part of a band of mountains which run virtually the entire length of Spain’s northern coast – from the Pyrennes in the east to rugged Galicia in the west.
On and on, the bends tighten, the road narrows and then there’s a dip.
It twists down then rears again to drop again for a good kilometre past the jewel-like waters of Enol – you have to walk to it’s twin, Ernol.
And that’s where we met our girl, her trendy shades and hair looking so out of place among the mist and rock.
The final lift isn’t too steep, but tough enough at the top of this monster.
This 75th birthday Vuelta will see the finish here among the clouds of the Picos for the 17th time.
If you’re Scots, it’s a special place, Robert Millar won in ’86 on his way to a second consecutive runner-up spot in the Vuelta.
Kelme’s Alvaro Pino held him off the top spot in ’86 and in ’85 only a diabolic Iberian combine could help Pedro Delgado to beat him.
Anton is out, Rodriguez is strong, so is Nibali – but can Mosquera send his Galician fans into raptures by driving his BH hardest up through the rock deserts and ramps?
This time tomorrow, we’ll know for sure.