The worst thing about going to the Tour?

Coming back.

‘Cold turkey’ is tough – Dave and I used to go to a kermis on the Monday after the Tour finished to ease our ‘crash.’

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Chris Froome. Photo©Ed Hood
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Peter Sagan. Photo©Ed Hood

And last year Callum and I went to the post Tour crit in Aalst.

Not this year however because we flew home from Geneva.

But our man Callum found another solution; he got himself down to the ‘Ride London’ race; whilst we had to watch it on TV – with no coverage of the crucial last few K.

But Callum let us have some pictures – we hope you like them.

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Photo©Callum MacGregor

It’s a whole weekend of cycle sport with the ladies racing on the Saturday then sportivs on the Sunday before the pros take the stage.

Distances were 46 and 100 miles, as I recall.

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Photo©Callum MacGregor

It’s ‘all in a good cause’ with many riders getting themselves sponsored for charity to do the ride.

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Photo©Callum MacGregor

But just because you can afford a nice machine and the entry fee for a sportive it doesn’t mean you know anything about bikes…

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Photo©Callum MacGregor

The Johns Ambulance were there for the inevitable ‘fingers in the chainrings’ – that’s not so bad on gears, I did it once with a fixed and almost chopped my thumb off.

I can still hear the ‘crunch!’

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Photo©Callum MacGregor

There could be no complaints about the parcours, taking in some of London’s most famous landmarks.

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Photo©Callum MacGregor
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Photo©Callum MacGregor

The main event was always going to be a glitzy affair with Christopher and the Sky boys just back from sorting out Johnny Foreigner.

And team cars don’t get much glitzier this one …

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Photo©Callum MacGregor

It’s not like Brad to get upstaged but…

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Photo©Callum MacGregor

We were a tad surprised at how low key Adam Blythe’s British Champion’s jersey was.

Adam is a boy for the bling and we’d expected sequined or maybe LED bands on the jersey – but it was actually very ‘trad.’

We did spot the white shoes with red and blue flashes though.

An improvement on those leopard skin jobs he wore in the British a year or two ago.

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Photo©Callum MacGregor

He didn’t disappoint with the shades, though.

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Photo©Callum MacGregor

The man they’d all come to see was there – a three time Tour de France winner, you’d have got long odds on that back in his Barloworld days.

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Photo©Callum MacGregor

His right hand man – well, one of them – was there too.

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Photo©Callum MacGregor

The Commonwealth Games champion bridged up to the break was joined by Ian Stannard then attacked the croup with around 50 K to go.

Riding solo along the Thames and putting on a great show for the crowd.

Even though he had a good lead coming in to the last 20k or so we were reminded of how gaps shrink when a lone rider is battling hard to do 40+ kph whilst the peloton is rampaging at 60 kph.

Ciao Geraint!

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Photo©Callum MacGregor

But Lefevre’s boys don’t mess about – not when Tom’s on form and there’s a huge first prize.

They closed it down then set it up for the big chap.

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Tom Boonen takes the win. Photo©Eddie Keogh/Silverhub

Boonen explained after that race that he hadn’t had it easy, getting caught in a split and having to fight back after a puncture.

At the finish he was lengths clear – just like the old days but let’s not forget how impressive he was in Paris-Roubaix this spring.

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Photo©Eddie Keogh/Silverhub

Not a bad finale, I thought – but then I always love a Boonen win.

When Tomeke hangs up his wheels it’ll leave a huge gap in the sport – proper charismatic champions are getting thinner on the ground…

With thanks to Callum for the images.