It’s too long since I had a rant; I’d like to thank Mario Cipollini for providing the spark for this one.
I meet my pal Ivan on a weekly basis for a 07:45 coffee at a secret location. The theme of this morning’s rant-fest was what would happen if Rik Van Looy met the Schlecks?
We reckoned that ‘The Emperor’ would just need to look at Andy before the start and the ‘Luxembourg Pro Cycling Project’ (great name for a team) rider would run off home to Luxembourg and his Teddy bear.
Then Ward Sels would appear and Frank would be offsky too.
Alberto? He’d have to ask permission to attack in the mountains, ei